lmao if you love 3 turn wins you would love yugioh.

yugioh is inferior because the cards are less expensive. fact.

turn 3 wins in standard are why i play this parasite of a game
(for those not familiar: turn one play a land, turn two play Sylvan Caryatid, turn three play Jeskai Ascendency, the Astral Cornucopia for 0 to untap your Caryatid (thanks Ascendency), then tap that for blue, play Retraction Helix on it and untap it, then bounce the Cornucopia an endless number of times, looting through your deck with Ascendency looking for Altar of the Brood, play that, and then do the endless bounce combo until your opponent has no more cards in their deck)

turn 3 wins in standard are why i play this parasite of a game

(for those not familiar: turn one play a land, turn two play Sylvan Caryatid, turn three play Jeskai Ascendency, the Astral Cornucopia for 0 to untap your Caryatid (thanks Ascendency), then tap that for blue, play Retraction Helix on it and untap it, then bounce the Cornucopia an endless number of times, looting through your deck with Ascendency looking for Altar of the Brood, play that, and then do the endless bounce combo until your opponent has no more cards in their deck)

tfw

foodstain:

jarbarf:

viridian-plains:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

lol

yeah check me out I’m cool, not like other white people, lol, please like me *shoves sunglasses up my ass*

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heisenburger:


micdotcom:

For $50, this tiny box will keep everything you do online anonymous

From National Security Agency spying to governments blocking portions of the Internet in times of unrest, recent controversies have demonstrated just how little freedom we actually have online
But what if there were a way to stay hidden 24/7 on the Internet, free from detection and censorship?
Meet this new Kickstarter project, anonabox | Follow @micdotcom


THIS IS INSECURE. DO NOT BACK THIS. The hardware is an off-the-shelf alibaba product that’s $20 a unit. The box’s root password has been easily cracked. The wireless SSHD is the same for every box, allowing one owner to easily attack other owners of the box. Worse still, it’s being marketed to protestors, journalists and whilsteblowers as a secure device, when actually it’s pea-brained configuration of tor that in some ways makes it easier to attack than if you were connected to a public wireless network. The creator of this device has lied about every stage of it’s inception and purpose.Wired did a good writeup of the discoveries here: http://www.wired.com/2014/10/anonabox-backlash/

heisenburger:

micdotcom:

For $50, this tiny box will keep everything you do online anonymous

From National Security Agency spying to governments blocking portions of the Internet in times of unrest, recent controversies have demonstrated just how little freedom we actually have online

But what if there were a way to stay hidden 24/7 on the Internet, free from detection and censorship?

Meet this new Kickstarter project, anonabox | Follow @micdotcom

THIS IS INSECURE. DO NOT BACK THIS. The hardware is an off-the-shelf alibaba product that’s $20 a unit. The box’s root password has been easily cracked. The wireless SSHD is the same for every box, allowing one owner to easily attack other owners of the box. Worse still, it’s being marketed to protestors, journalists and whilsteblowers as a secure device, when actually it’s pea-brained configuration of tor that in some ways makes it easier to attack than if you were connected to a public wireless network. The creator of this device has lied about every stage of it’s inception and purpose.

Wired did a good writeup of the discoveries here: http://www.wired.com/2014/10/anonabox-backlash/

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k-y-h-u:


"Let us partake in the bonding ritual of females!”

quick pic of star & rae bae b/c I love them so much ahh (´∀`)

k-y-h-u:

"Let us partake in the bonding ritual of females!”

quick pic of star & rae bae b/c I love them so much ahh (´∀`)

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I always plan on getting to sleep at midnight before I open at work and it’s never happened

it’s so weird to me when people call stuff like Another Green World or Before and After Science “ambient” music like. Yeah Brian Eno was the “first” “ambient” musician but those albums are clearly not ambient albums.

like Hannibal has definitely made some fuck-ups in his comedy including jokes involving rape and I won’t deny that but it’s big that he’s talking about this kind of stuff and I think it’s important